Things That Only Happen in Dubai

1. Luxurious Bathroom

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Let’s just say that any public bathroom in Dubai is nicer than your home.

2. Camel Parking

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When you take the camel to the store to pick up milk, make sure you get a good parking spot…

3. Walk Your Came

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Just a romantic stroll through the desert with my camel!

4. The Gold Standard of Cellphones

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Think the i-Phone is expensive? These gold cellphones cost more than most Americans yearly salary.

5. Cheetah

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We can’t decide which is more dangerous, texting while driving or texting while driving with a cheetah next to you. Neither seem to be a concern in Dubai!

6. Not the Western World

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Needless to say, there are some major cultural differences.

7. Double-Wides

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And we’re not referring to the trailer park at the edge of town. Ridiculous? Not in Dubai!

8. Free Food

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Dubai is so flush with cash that free food is given to poor people with the honor system.

9. Gold Vending Machines

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Need some gold? Just hit up the vending machine in the lobby!

10. Gold Motorcycle

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Not only is gold sold like candy, but most luxury items are made of purely gold!

11. Or If You’re Not Into Gold…

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You can design your roadster like the pale, white horse of Death, but lose the tacky track suit.

12. Grooms in Short Supply

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Forget dating ads, here is how you get a rich husband in Dubai! Where do I sign up??

13. Hotel Rooms

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Is this Barbie’s dream house or a hotel room?

14. Policing

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Don’t ever attempt to outrun the police in Dubai.

15. Luxury Traffic Jam

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Let’s just say that Lamborghinis are as common in Dubai as Toyotas are in the United States

16. Public Transit Limos

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Subways are things of the past in Dubai, stretched limousines are their transportation system.

18. Boat Adventures

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Boating adventures on crisp blue waters with your lion, sounds about right.

19. Skyscrapers

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Afraid of heights? You won’t last a second in Dubai! The average view is at least 20 stories up.

20. Sky High Tennis

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Well someone thought this was necessary… Only in Dubai!

21. Mall or Aquarium?

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Forget buying a Tory Burch purse, buy a whale at the mall in Dubai.

22. Heading to Work

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If the Lamborghini’s or stretch limousines don’t suit you, here’s an alternative.

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